Limericks: Harry's Story

now dis is a carry
dat, m writin on little harry

well, harry’s d guy
who lyks an apple pie

jawani’s his nickname
coz he’s after each n every dame

they call him d pehelwan
coz he starred in d milkman

de say he has a long list
but, wen asked he’l show u his fist

but, I say da’s a lie
coz, harry is not quite d guy

he is jus plain queer
mebbe coz he drinks a lot o wine n beer

once harry told me he lyked one
i said its a nice pun

i asked if she's desi
he said, no man she’s called Lucy

but, I gues lucy’s a dog
who’l notice it wen he’s doin it in d fog

den he said he’l poke her there
i told him, i wudnt be here

de call him d boingking harry
but, i gues da's jus fuckin scary

jawani thinks he’s da dude
mebbe coz durin d night time he lyks 2 pose nude

while de were banging
lucy kept lukin at his hangings

he tried 2 hide his thing
but, she had a little fling

now he cant go 2 a mall
coz he’s made o steel balls

so, wen u hit him in d gap
he wont give a crap

n da’s d reason y
harry does not cry !!!