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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Limericks: The ballad of Impotency of Rabde



There was a guy called sam
He was very much damned

Wenever he drank rum
He used 2 fall on his bum

Once he removed his tool
N started runnin lyk a fool

In d process he bumped on d wall
And had 2 take d fall

His tool was broken
N his genitals were woken

They started bleeding
And poor sam started pleading

And he said, “never will I take out my tool”
“and I will never run lyk a fool”

“For I have a lesson learnt”
“And I see my future is burnt”

After dat day rabde never came out o his home
And secured his package inside a dome

Now d package is safe
And rabde is deaf

And dat is d moral of d story
Coz its rabde… n we don’t worry !!

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