i've got 3 words ppl----- WHAT THE F.U.C.K (fornication under consent of king) i mean its a total crappy movie .... perfect waste of precious time. n u can clearly see dat mr. bachhan has finally lost his marbles n his age has taken d better of him. !
instead of paying 4 d movie i wud prefer my precious money given 2 a bhikari or better yet, stolen !
characters
amitabh bachhan : A 64yr old virgin/chef who is very very desperate 2 get on d jiggy wid tabu !
tabu: a 34yr old wannabe delhi chic who's man hunting in london. of all d ppl gets it goin on wid amit ji, a hard headed chef n teached him how 2 prepare hyderabadi zafarani pulaw.
bachhan's mom: a 1000yr old granny who lyks watchin WWE. n who's only wish is 2 go 2 haridwar one day n which is actually completed by d end o d movie.
dat gal nxt door: is actually a 6yr old smart ass who has blood cancer n who jus wudnt die till d very end o d movie. n is actually refered 2 as 'sexy' in d whole movie ... nobody knows her name .. not e1 her dad. she is d one givin amitabh (a 64yr old guy) advice over his life.
i gues d best part of d movie is wen dis chic dies. ATLAST !
paresh rawal: tabu's cricket loving dad who is younger dan amitabh by 6yrs n cant digest d fact dat amitabh n not himself paresh, is d better actor. as a result he starts followin gandhi's values as an excuse dat amitabh wont marry his daughter. he is very possessive of his daughter, d human rights ppl may call it incest. but, bollywood calls its 'papa ka pyaar'. at d end agrees on marryin his daughter 2 amitabh bcoz amitabh has 2 tickets 2 d england vs india match at LORDS.
5 cooks n 3 waiters: de've got absolutely nuthin 2 do in d movie. jus screw up some food n pass some ridiculous comments.
one british waiter: he's learnin 2 pronounce d name of an exotic indian dish 4 d whole 3hrs.
3 frnds of paresh rawal: think a horizontal paresh rawal is a tepoy 2 keep a dish of biscuits on.
tabu's UK frnd: tries 2 ditch her bf but, d plan backfires. but, at d end de get back 2gether.
tabu's maid: wants 2 learn how 2 use d internet but is scared of by paresh rawal.
dat guy over thr: is a very lucky guy bcoz he didnt contribute much in dis crappy movie.
the movie summary.......
lets face it. thr's no storyline in dis movie. its jus abt a 64yr old virgin who wants 2 get laid. he finds d perfect stupidity in tabu. who's also on d same desperation levels as he is.
d setting 4 most o d movie is d kitchen of d 'best indian restaurant in london'.
his neighbour is a 6yr old gal who wants 2 see adult films n amitabh is providin her wid all d material. in return she gives him advice on his love life. she has blood cancer n is undergoing chemo therapy apart frm dat happenin manages 2 grow eyebrows n sidelocks (biological error i must say)
amitabh's mom is alwez tryin 2 push him 2 go 2 d gym n get in shape n all. n he's not goin coz he's too busy givin long speeches in d kitchen how gr8 a chef is n firing n terrorisin his cooks. oh yea n also tryin 2 flirt wid tabu. he falls in love wid her bcoz she teached him how 2 make d best hyderabadi zafarani pulaw. n tabu literally steals amitabh's chhatri ... doesnt bother returnin d whole movie.
(d cancer chic is jealous of tabu)
10min of d movie are wasted in d pharmacy whr amitabh puts in a brave effort 2 ask 4 condoms n succeeds !
finally de fall in love n decide 2 get married. she goes back 2 delhi coz paresh rawal has had a heart attack. n now is d daunting task 2 ask 4 her hand in marriage 2 satyavadi n a wannabe gandhi follower paresh rawal.
all d time he's thinkin dat amitabh is jus some random old guy who's his own age n is tabu's frnd frm london. finally amitabh pops d question in d urinal. as a result paresh rawal 4gets 2 zip himself. n does not wash hands 4 d rest o d movie.
as u wud expect in any hindi flick, d father of d daughter opposes d marriage n stages a satyagraha whr he's not eatin 4 2dez n ppl gather below his house n actually start betting on wen he'l die.
at d end all's well dat ends well. amitabh comes n gives a huge striking speech 2 paresh rawal, by which paresh rawal gets damn scared n pees in his pants too. n storms off 2 qutub minar wid his mom at d qutub minar. he goes 2 d wishing pillar n tries 2 get his arms around it. n d moment he gets em paresh rawal gives her a go 4 d wedding. n also at d same time he finds out dat sexy dies. period. FINALLY !!! whole movie she irritates every1 by her talks. jus feel lyk killin her thr n den. dis is d highlight of the movie. at dat moment amitabh goes in a high shrilled cryin n runnin frenzy.
......and de live happily ever after.
after wasting ur time n money on d movie. u find out dat dis is jus a 3hr long ad on sugar free. yes. CHINI KAM actually means SUGAR FREE. n dis is an ad on dat product.
instead of paying 4 d movie i wud prefer my precious money given 2 a bhikari or better yet, stolen !
characters
amitabh bachhan : A 64yr old virgin/chef who is very very desperate 2 get on d jiggy wid tabu !
tabu: a 34yr old wannabe delhi chic who's man hunting in london. of all d ppl gets it goin on wid amit ji, a hard headed chef n teached him how 2 prepare hyderabadi zafarani pulaw.
bachhan's mom: a 1000yr old granny who lyks watchin WWE. n who's only wish is 2 go 2 haridwar one day n which is actually completed by d end o d movie.
dat gal nxt door: is actually a 6yr old smart ass who has blood cancer n who jus wudnt die till d very end o d movie. n is actually refered 2 as 'sexy' in d whole movie ... nobody knows her name .. not e1 her dad. she is d one givin amitabh (a 64yr old guy) advice over his life.
i gues d best part of d movie is wen dis chic dies. ATLAST !
paresh rawal: tabu's cricket loving dad who is younger dan amitabh by 6yrs n cant digest d fact dat amitabh n not himself paresh, is d better actor. as a result he starts followin gandhi's values as an excuse dat amitabh wont marry his daughter. he is very possessive of his daughter, d human rights ppl may call it incest. but, bollywood calls its 'papa ka pyaar'. at d end agrees on marryin his daughter 2 amitabh bcoz amitabh has 2 tickets 2 d england vs india match at LORDS.
5 cooks n 3 waiters: de've got absolutely nuthin 2 do in d movie. jus screw up some food n pass some ridiculous comments.
one british waiter: he's learnin 2 pronounce d name of an exotic indian dish 4 d whole 3hrs.
3 frnds of paresh rawal: think a horizontal paresh rawal is a tepoy 2 keep a dish of biscuits on.
tabu's UK frnd: tries 2 ditch her bf but, d plan backfires. but, at d end de get back 2gether.
tabu's maid: wants 2 learn how 2 use d internet but is scared of by paresh rawal.
dat guy over thr: is a very lucky guy bcoz he didnt contribute much in dis crappy movie.
the movie summary.......
lets face it. thr's no storyline in dis movie. its jus abt a 64yr old virgin who wants 2 get laid. he finds d perfect stupidity in tabu. who's also on d same desperation levels as he is.
d setting 4 most o d movie is d kitchen of d 'best indian restaurant in london'.
his neighbour is a 6yr old gal who wants 2 see adult films n amitabh is providin her wid all d material. in return she gives him advice on his love life. she has blood cancer n is undergoing chemo therapy apart frm dat happenin manages 2 grow eyebrows n sidelocks (biological error i must say)
amitabh's mom is alwez tryin 2 push him 2 go 2 d gym n get in shape n all. n he's not goin coz he's too busy givin long speeches in d kitchen how gr8 a chef is n firing n terrorisin his cooks. oh yea n also tryin 2 flirt wid tabu. he falls in love wid her bcoz she teached him how 2 make d best hyderabadi zafarani pulaw. n tabu literally steals amitabh's chhatri ... doesnt bother returnin d whole movie.
(d cancer chic is jealous of tabu)
10min of d movie are wasted in d pharmacy whr amitabh puts in a brave effort 2 ask 4 condoms n succeeds !
finally de fall in love n decide 2 get married. she goes back 2 delhi coz paresh rawal has had a heart attack. n now is d daunting task 2 ask 4 her hand in marriage 2 satyavadi n a wannabe gandhi follower paresh rawal.
all d time he's thinkin dat amitabh is jus some random old guy who's his own age n is tabu's frnd frm london. finally amitabh pops d question in d urinal. as a result paresh rawal 4gets 2 zip himself. n does not wash hands 4 d rest o d movie.
as u wud expect in any hindi flick, d father of d daughter opposes d marriage n stages a satyagraha whr he's not eatin 4 2dez n ppl gather below his house n actually start betting on wen he'l die.
at d end all's well dat ends well. amitabh comes n gives a huge striking speech 2 paresh rawal, by which paresh rawal gets damn scared n pees in his pants too. n storms off 2 qutub minar wid his mom at d qutub minar. he goes 2 d wishing pillar n tries 2 get his arms around it. n d moment he gets em paresh rawal gives her a go 4 d wedding. n also at d same time he finds out dat sexy dies. period. FINALLY !!! whole movie she irritates every1 by her talks. jus feel lyk killin her thr n den. dis is d highlight of the movie. at dat moment amitabh goes in a high shrilled cryin n runnin frenzy.
......and de live happily ever after.
after wasting ur time n money on d movie. u find out dat dis is jus a 3hr long ad on sugar free. yes. CHINI KAM actually means SUGAR FREE. n dis is an ad on dat product.
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