Things i've learnt after watching too much japanese anime and manga

I've travelled a lot till date, and of all the people i've met, i've found the Japanese to be the most weirdest of all. and i mean bigtime ! with their yellowish skin and their tiny eyes along with their compact cars and godzilla !

Speaking of which, recently i've been watching a lot of Japanese cartoons or anime and manga if put it better and i've come across some observations which i found interesting and would like to share with you lot.

01. Almost all the guys are tall.

02. Only the fat ones are short.

03. Japanese people have 1 huge sweat pore on their head ie they only sweat through their head.

04. And when they cry, they've got huge rivers flowing from both their eyes.

05. 'Aaizawa' is a respectable name.

06. All the girls are flat chested when in full clothes.

07. In revealing clothes, the same girls have the most voluptuous of boobs.

08. Everyone has the best hairstyle.

09. Firearms are banned in Japan, still random cartoon characters carry them.

10. Dragons and monsters roam around in the streets of Japan.

11. People walk over trees and fly without any hassle.

12. Girls are always high. talking in shrilled voices.

13. Everyone owns a sports bike or a sports car.

14. There are more people on the roads rather than on the footpaths.

15. The bad guys have a distinct accent and a voice to match it.

16. Japanese cannot pronounce 'L' when its in the middle of a word.

eg: instead of, "we are going for elections" they'll say, "we are going for erections"

17. Japanese either have small slits for eyes or their eyes are huge and bulging.

18. Kids look like pigmies. 

19. Pokemons and aliens are the in thing.

20. Each and every girl has to be hot. Period !

21. They've got the weirdest and the most advanced technology at their fingertips.

22. The Chinese are a cheap rip off.

23. The western civilization practically does not exist.