Akshoo Chobby facts !

If you have 50bucks and Akshoo Chobby has 50bucks, Akshoo Chobby has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Akshoo Chobby's computer. Akshoo Chobby is always in control.

The ipod people pay Akshoo Chobby 10rupees every time he listens to a song.

Akshoo Chobby can sneeze with his eyes open.

Akshoo Chobby can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Akshoo Chobby destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Akshoo Chobby can kill two stones with one bird.

Guns don't kill people. Akshoo Chobby kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Akshoo Chobby allows to live.

Akshoo Chobby does not sleep. He waits.

Akshoo Chobby has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

The leading causes of death in the India are: 1. AIDS 2. Akshoo Chobby 3. Cancer.

Akshoo Chobby doesn't go hunting.... Akshoo Chobby GOES KILLING.

Akshoo Chobby uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

Crop circles are Akshoo Chobby's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

Akshoo Chobby is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Akshoo Chobby out. It failed miserably.

Contrary to popular belief, Akshoo Chobby, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly tickled on the lower side of your balls.

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Akshoo Chobby has 72... and they're all poisonous.

If you ask Akshoo Chobby what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" suddenly you are pregnant.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Akshoo Chobby's fist.

Akshoo Chobby once ate three whole chickens in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waiter.

Akshoo Chobby is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Police label anyone attacking Akshoo Chobby as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

If you spell Akshoo Chobby in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

Akshoo Chobby once shot down a Pakistani fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Akshoo Chobby once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Akshoo Chobby re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over almost the whole world and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Akshoo Chobby once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Akshoo Chobby turned that wine into beer.

Akshoo Chobby can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Akshoo Chobby.

Akshoo Chobby discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Akshoo Chobby is even more pansy than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Akshoo Chobby roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Akshoo Chobby could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Akshoo Chobby does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of Pakistani from the Kargil war who entered space after the Chobbs gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

Akshoo Chobby once challenged Gaurav Raje in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Akshoo Chobby won by 5.

Akshoo Chobby sheds his skin twice a year.

Akshoo Chobby once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

When Akshoo Chobby falls in water, Akshoo Chobby doesn't get wet. Water gets Akshoo Chobby.

Akshoo Chobby can divide by zero.

While urinating, Akshoo Chobby is easily capable of welding titanium.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Akshoo Chobby, each testicle is larger than the other one.

When taking the GRE, write "Akshoo Chobby" for every answer. You will score over 1400.

Akshoo Chobby invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Gaurav Raje invented pink.

On his birthday, Akshoo Chobby randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Akshoo Chobby"

Akshoo Chobby ordered a Filet-o-fish at Pizza hut, and got one.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Akshoo Chobby lives in mumbai.

Akshoo Chobby once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Akshoo Chobby can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Akshoo Chobby came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Akshoo Chobby played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Akshoo Chobby pajamas.

When Akshoo Chobby does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Akshoo Chobby would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Akshoo Chobby proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition. The aliens died of AIDS.

There is no such thing as global warming. Akshoo Chobby was cold, so he turned the sun up.

It's widely believed that Jesus was Akshoo Chobby's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Akshoo Chobby's skin.

Akshoo Chobby did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Akshoo, Hidden Chobby"

When Akshoo Chobby was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. His mother served him whiskey, straight out of the bottle.

Akshoo Chobby recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

The taj as in fact built for Akshoo Chobby during his reign of terror, in fact all the other 7 wonders were also built for him.

Akshoo CHobby invents his own colors. latest find is zink.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Akshoo Chobby.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every pregnant man, there is Akshoo Chobby.

Akshoo Chobby brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

Akshoo Chobby wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

The Bible was originally titled "Akshoo Chobby and Friends"

Akshoo Chobby can judge a book by its cover.

Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Akshoo Chobby. Akshoo Chobby eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

Akshoo Chobby smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Akshoo Chobby personal chef.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Akshoo Chobby.

Akshoo Chobby once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

If you can see Akshoo Chobby, Akshoo Chobby can see you.

If you cannot see Akshoo Chobby, you have got 2 seconds to live.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Akshoo Chobby.

For most people, home is where the heart is. For Akshoo Chobby, home is where he stores his collection of used panty.

Akshoo Chobby doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

When Akshoo Chobby does division, there are no remainders.

Akshoo Chobby's testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Akshoo Chobby.

The ultimate answer to life, universe and everything is Akshoo Chobby.

Akshoo Chobby uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.