I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors ... but there's no fuckin way paper can beat rock ! Is there some way that a paper will magically wrap a rock and the rock will be immobile or something ??? why the hell cant paper do that to scissors ??? screw scissors ... why the hell cant paper do this to people ??? why arent sheets of A4 size notebooks constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class ??? i'l tell you why .... that's because paper cant beat anybody ... paper is just some stupid thing that people use to write on ... and some retards from among these people come up with ideas that paper beats rock !! a rock would tear that shite of a paper off in 2 seconds .....
whenever i play rock paper scissors ... i always choose rocks and when some sadistic fool claims to have beaten me with his paper ... i punch him straight in his face with my already clenched fist and say, oh i am sorry ... i thought the paper would protect you, you asshole !!
Additionally, covering a damn rock isn't doing any damage. If you cut paper, it's like "Damn, now I'm in multiple pieces. I want some orange juice." And If you smash scissors with a rock, you'll warp them in a way that they could no longer be used (depending on how hard you hit). By covering a rock in paper, you don't render it useless. Therefore, fuck paper.
(Paper DOES beat scissors, tho. This guy, he was all like, scissors! I win! and I was like nuh-uh! paper beats scissors! and he was all bullshit! and went to poke me in the eyes with his already-scissored fingers, and I totally went all Three Stooge style and blocked him with my hand, in the form of paper, and he was like Ow, I bow to your higher wisdom, sensei. And then I punched him.)
Paper can only beat scissors if the scissors are sharp enough!!! Who the hell will sharpen their scissors!!! If scissors try to cut paper but is too blunt, the paper will get stuck and and the scissors will stay at the same place which will result in a game draw!!! Who the hell thought about the stupid RPS!!!
